Don’t ask

Why did I think it a fun idea to take up knitting? Answer: I saw a ball of yarn in a colour that I really liked.
Stupid, really.
I’ve never possessed the patience required in order to knit or crochet or sew or embroider or whatever.
And still. I’ve vowed to see this project through to the end. Dammit.
And I’ll post a picture of the sorry thing once it’s finished. Perish the thought.